Mission Statement

Follow me and everything is alright, I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave... you'll miss out on all our secrets!

Here at the Mountain Sexvival Guide we believe only TWO things:

1.) The more you know about Sex the easier it will be to talk about it, receive it, and find return customers!

2.) The more you know about Sexual Health the easier it will be to stay safe, stay unpregnant, and protect yourself from unwanted bumper buddies.

We promise irreverence, humour, factual information, personal anecdote, and plenty of pop culture references so you know our staff is hip and cool.  We've got the cool shoe shine.

If you have a question or issue that you would like addressed—which you do—then ask! Maybe you want to learn a new sex position, maybe you wonder what that pus-filled bump is, maybe you just don't know where to meet girls... Feel free to send us an email at MountainSexGuide@gmail.com! We AREN'T hiding who we are, but we'll keep your stats confidential.

Ecce Quam Boner. Behold how good and joyful it is to make sweet (safe) love.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Oh the places you'll go...

"So... My boyfriend and I are looking for a place to go. Our suitemates are keeping us from either of our rooms. It's also kind of raining, so we can't go outside... I wish there was a mobile thing I could use to hook up with someone."

Darlin' you've got a car, Just Dance, it'll be okay.

Sometimes people get bored of beds. Today we have a brief announcement in stead of a longer post: Cars/Trucks/Busses/Vans are all fantastic ways to change the scenery!

Tip #9
Handcuffs are metal... ouch... buy soft rope instead!
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