Mission Statement

Follow me and everything is alright, I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave... you'll miss out on all our secrets!

Here at the Mountain Sexvival Guide we believe only TWO things:

1.) The more you know about Sex the easier it will be to talk about it, receive it, and find return customers!

2.) The more you know about Sexual Health the easier it will be to stay safe, stay unpregnant, and protect yourself from unwanted bumper buddies.

We promise irreverence, humour, factual information, personal anecdote, and plenty of pop culture references so you know our staff is hip and cool.  We've got the cool shoe shine.

If you have a question or issue that you would like addressed—which you do—then ask! Maybe you want to learn a new sex position, maybe you wonder what that pus-filled bump is, maybe you just don't know where to meet girls... Feel free to send us an email at MountainSexGuide@gmail.com! We AREN'T hiding who we are, but we'll keep your stats confidential.

Ecce Quam Boner. Behold how good and joyful it is to make sweet (safe) love.

Friday, March 13, 2009

I believe in a thing called Love

Just listen to the rhythm of your heart. There’s no reason that Sex should mean “Love.” It doesn’t for all people. Sex doesn’t actually mean Love for most people. One of our writers is willing to go the sexist mile and say: Guys don’t think Sex and Love are related nearly as often as girls. I’m hungry, ergo I want to eat. I’m horny, ergo I want to screw. This question of Love and Sex is a good reason we always advocate talking about Sex with your partner about what it means to him/her. You should be in Love with people you have Sex with if you want to be in Love with someone before you have Sex with him/her. The Guide clearly states: Do not ever compromise your values for some boy/girl who wants to jump your bones. But, if your libido isn’t interested in receiving flowers and sonnets.... the MSG says you should still love your partner.
There is a basic amount of human respect that you show to someone by having Sex with him/her. There is a reason people refer to that act as “Making Love.” Our staff doesn’t think you have to be in Love. Our staff doesn’t even think you have to like someone very much. Our staff agrees that if you are having Sex with someone, he/she deserves the kind of respect, consideration, and love you want to be shown.
This is from a pretty long section of the Guide that relates to language. This is all to say: don’t give Sexual favors. You’re an adult. If you engage in any Sexual act with any other adult... you should ONLY do so because that’s what you WANT. Believe in that thing called love, and use it to decide what you’re going to do with that hook-up. It’s fine if you want to go down on a guy because he’ll reciprocate that act. It’s fine that you want to trade some aspect or moment of your Sexuality in order to receive something similar from that girl you think is cute. It’s not a favor. There is nothing wrong with someone deciding they DON’T want to do something to you after you did it to him/her. We all have the Right to decide what we will and will not do. The way we talk about Sex helps to shape how we feel about Sex.
So stop calling it a favor! Go out and use those Sexcapades instructions (please don’t if you are someone at risk of performing Oral Sex on my penis) to give Oral Sex. A Gift... feels way better than a favor.

Tip #5
Sex already IS a soundtrack... ask about music beforehand, because maybe s/he doesn't want to listen to Deathcab or David Bowie while s/he's trying to be intimate.
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