Mission Statement

Follow me and everything is alright, I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave... you'll miss out on all our secrets!

Here at the Mountain Sexvival Guide we believe only TWO things:

1.) The more you know about Sex the easier it will be to talk about it, receive it, and find return customers!

2.) The more you know about Sexual Health the easier it will be to stay safe, stay unpregnant, and protect yourself from unwanted bumper buddies.

We promise irreverence, humour, factual information, personal anecdote, and plenty of pop culture references so you know our staff is hip and cool.  We've got the cool shoe shine.

If you have a question or issue that you would like addressed—which you do—then ask! Maybe you want to learn a new sex position, maybe you wonder what that pus-filled bump is, maybe you just don't know where to meet girls... Feel free to send us an email at MountainSexGuide@gmail.com! We AREN'T hiding who we are, but we'll keep your stats confidential.

Ecce Quam Boner. Behold how good and joyful it is to make sweet (safe) love.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Everyone's favorite Staind song...

Sorry it’s been a while since we posted anything. One of us just comped, and the other was... doing other things I guess! Our rivals have posted two interesting instruction manuals while we’ve been away. The first was a “How To” about giving Oral Sex to a woman, and I agreed with most of it. The second was a “How To” about giving Oral Sex to a man, and I disagree with most of it. In response, we’re pulling out the archives at the back of The Mountain Sexvival Guide and bringing you a “Spring Break: How To Sex” which you can look forward to next Monday or Tuesday!

You can also look forward to the next several minutes as we upload our most recent advice, hot off the press... of the internet...

Tip # 4:
Good Sex starts before the first kiss. Good hygiene is an important aspect of your sex life. If you don't believe us... ask your partner.
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