There is nothing to do on this mountain. Is it Wednesday night? Let's go to a fraternity house and drink. Thursday Night? Frat House and Drink. Friday? Frat Drunk! The only variety is when some Greek organization decides that their party will have a theme. Now you can dress up funny to do what you would have been doing anyway.
The heteronormative response of our rival blog is that "Pimps and Hos," as well as it's compatriot parties, expects women to dress like hussies while men basically wear class dress. But there's no reason that a woman can't go to that party like a Pimp. The Mountain Sexvival Guide clearly states on page 42 "Women who expect to be treated like objects will be treated like objects." If you are uncomfortable being nearly naked and definitely drunk, make a decision to dress differently, drink less, or party elsewhere. When you miss [insert name of friend] doing something really embarrassing or stupid, we promise he or she will do it again next week. Drunk lightning strikes the same place twice.
Speaking of drunk... Our staff at the Mountain Sexvival Guide are all on the same page: Sex is better sober. Having a drink or two can make things more interesting, can make things feel better, can make you more comfortable... but after a drink or two you can still drive. Right around the time your friends are taking your keys, they should probably lock up the chastity belt. You dudettes will have difficulty concentrating and it'll be less fun. You dudes will perform poorly and it'll be less fun. If you like having Sex, you should know the secret: It's supposed to be fun. If it's not fun... he/she won't be repeat customers.
Signing Out.
Tip #1 (Tips written in no particular order)
Protego! that wand before you explore her Chamber of Secrets.
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