Get the cool shoe shine.
For those of you who don't know, that 19-2000 song remix by the GORILLAZ is about giving Oral Sex to a man. That's the cool shoe shine.
Fellatio and Irrumatio refer to Oral Sex performed on a man. The latter is a stylistic choice. Get a dictionary. There are lots of places where these sexual acts are not acceptable practices, particularly Asian, African, primarily Christian, and primarily Muslim nations. You are asking yourself where people aren't Asian, African, Muslim, or Christian... France. They're all Nihilists. Dirty Nihilists. It seems that everywhere but France Oral Sex given to a man is a taboo. The Ancient Romans and Greeks even considered Fellatio to be a shameful act to perform. And those people did little boys in the butt as a means of educating them. If they can't get behind Fellatio than it must be awful right?
Maybe. There ya go. That's the MSG take on the matter. Oral Sex could be gross. If a boy wants you to do that to him and you don't want to; don't.
It could be fun. It could be awesome. It could be a huge turn on for you once you are more comfortable with it. But, it IS your choice. No one can expect it from you or demand it of you.
Please repeat the message
It's the music(Sexual Acts) that we choose.
Sex Tip #14
The CDC says you can get HIV or several other Sexually Transmitted diseases from RECEIVING Oral Sex... It's not "safe" just because you didn't touch their junk.
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/qa/qa19.htm
Mission Statement
Follow me and everything is alright, I'll be the one to tuck you in at night, and if you want to leave... you'll miss out on all our secrets!
Here at the Mountain Sexvival Guide we believe only TWO things:
1.) The more you know about Sex the easier it will be to talk about it, receive it, and find return customers!
2.) The more you know about Sexual Health the easier it will be to stay safe, stay unpregnant, and protect yourself from unwanted bumper buddies.
We promise irreverence, humour, factual information, personal anecdote, and plenty of pop culture references so you know our staff is hip and cool. We've got the cool shoe shine.
Ecce Quam Boner. Behold how good and joyful it is to make sweet (safe) love.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
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