It's a long way to the top...

The 60s: the decade of Free Love. People could do whatever they wanted and there were no consequences to their actions. Sex was safe, drugs were safe, all experiments were good.

I know, I've seen it on T.V.

It's sad life can't be like that anymore. Nowadays you really need a notarized letter from a physician to trust that someone with whom you are about to get it on won't get you sick. And it's not even sick like “Darn, I've got a cough.” It's sick like “What are these bleeding sores on my Scrotum?” When you have a cough, you can tell your mom about it... When you have weird wounds on your Willy, you probably don't tell your Ma. Let's just set the record straight, the MSG writers and archival searching teams all agree: If you aren't afraid of sex... you should be.

But you want to live in the era of free love! You don't like commitment. You feel ready for adult relationships, you don't want to hurt anyone, but you don't want to settle for just one partner... We applaud you for being so clear about what you want. There are two completely different flavors of things that maybe you ought to think about.

1.) Not all Sexual appetites need to be filled. Your body wanting something does not justify any behavior… ever. Just because it feels good doesn’t mean it feels right. Think about all the other stuff in your life that you want but choose not to have. You could be taking big risks for immediate gratification that ends up just causing turmoil in your life. How could Sex cause turmoil? HAhahahaHAHAHAahahahAHAHAHAHAHA That’s a good one dude! I thought you were being serious for like a whole instant and that’s funny as hell! How does Sex cause turmoil? Dude, I’m literally crying. That’s how funny that is! I think I just peed a little.

2.) Good Luck! You think it’s hard having a monogamous relationship? Just wait until you get into the game and try to juggle multiple people in terms of schedule and emotion. You can respect people, treat them well, deal with them honestly… You’re still going to hurt someone (probably). Chances are good that you will alienate yourself from certain friend circles. You deserve some of this. Some will be totally out of the blue, and not really your fault. It’ll still happen.

You can be a Player. You can be a Playette. You can be a completely upfront, honest, integrity-filled dude/dudette who has several sexual partners without mistreating any of them. There is nothing wrong with you for trying. But my perspective is… you’ll probably only be trying. It’s a lot of work. It’s more work than a relationship. It’s got more risks. It’s bound to be more likely to leave you feeling alone. If it’s worth it to you…go for it. But remember: It’s a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.

Sex Tip #15
What speaks louder than words? Whispers! Try biting your partner gently on the ear and whispering whatever naughty thing you were just about to say out loud. Some people do like loud, but everyone likes sweet nothings teasing their ear.